Hit and Run

  • I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldnโ€™t tell his parents.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you dummy. The joke is funny 'cause orphans don't have parents. So, like, the dude ran over a kid with no parents, and he's all, "who's gonna tell on me?" It's dark, kinda like your future if you keep asking me to explain obvious jokes.

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