I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Hit by Car, Ex Loses Job
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark, see? Someone got smacked by a car, which ain't funny. But then, their ex loses their job, which is schadenfreude—fancy word for taking joy in someone else's misery. And since you're probably bad at driving, I hope you never hit anyone with your car! Stay safe, buddy!