Dryer jokes

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

Today, I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. The police thought it was suicide since I have no fingerprints. Wow, I’m so nice taking care of the disabled.

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.