Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Dryer Incident
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is supposed to be funny because it implies that the step-sibling took advantage of the person while they were unconscious. People with brains find it funny because it's so messed up. Your brain is so small, you probably think the dryer is a good place for a nap. Also, you should probably stay away from dryers, you're not very bright, and you could get hurt.
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