My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
Accident Jokes
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Poopies in my undies.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
