If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
Bro the air planes that crashed darn it they got mvp
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
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What's the difference between MH370 and my dad? Both disappeared but one killed 239 people
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
What's the difference between a speed bump and rode kill
About 40 mph
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
My wife was run over
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
