Red and Rare

This is a dark humor joke playing on the absurdity and shock value of putting a child in a blender. The 'red' refers to the color of the child after the blender does its job, and 'very rare' is meant to emphasize the unusualness and horribleness of the image.

• Blender
• Child
• Dark Humor
• Murder
• Kitchen
• Red

• What's red and white and lives in a blender? A baby.
• What is red and goes 200 miles per hour? A baby in a blender.
• What happens when you put a baby in a blender? The baby is a cherry smoothie.
• What's green then red all over? A frog in a blender! :)