What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
Why do an emos parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut them selves
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
