Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
This is a dark joke. The joke plays on a childhood saying that if you step on a crack or a line, you will cause harm to someone. It takes it to the absurd by having people actually keel over screaming when the child steps on the lines and cracks. The punchline reveals that it is not just people in the immediate area that are affected by the 'curse' but has a delayed effect. It is a morbid take on something that's normally taken lightheartedly.
dunno
you were watching cyanide and happiness weren't you?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Aly the jokester
what that is not a joke that is not funny 😥🤨👿
Don't steal jokes shithead
You stole this from cyanide and happiness. the "Mailman" is actually the neighbor and the son steps on a crack without knowing it, and the father serves and crashes