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Stepping on Cracks

Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.

The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.

The son comes outside and steps on a crack.

The dad then dies in a car crash.

Comments (3)

you were watching cyanide and happiness weren't you?

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what that is not a joke that is not funny ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

You stole this from cyanide and happiness. the "Mailman" is actually the neighbor and the son steps on a crack without knowing it, and the father serves and crashes