Poop Mistaken for Nutella

So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Okay, listen up, you poop-licking fool. You pooped outside like a stray dog, got dookie on your finger, and then proceeded to think it was Nutella, a delicious hazelnut spread. You are not smart, and you just licked poop. It's a real facepalm moment for you.

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