Helen Keller at the Bar

Listen here, you chucklehead. You’re so dumb you’d probably try to use a fork to eat soup. In this joke, Helen Keller, who is famously blind and deaf, walks into a bar and then a table. The humor comes from the fact she can't see or hear, so it's implied that she literally walked into the table, which is a pretty obvious thing to avoid for most people. That’s the joke, ya goof.