Bi-Racial Car Wreck

The setup asks a riddle about something that is black, white, and red. The answer plays on the common phrase 'read all over' implying that it's a newspaper. However, the punchline subverts the expectations by giving a morbidly humorous answer.

• Accident
• Color
• Black
• White
• Car
• Red

• What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
• What’s red and white and black all over? A dead white man at night time!
• What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
• What’s black, white, and red all over? An embarrassed biracial guy.