Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
Why did the man fall into a well ? He couldn’t see that well
PEOPLE SAID THAT KOBE COULD FLY SO HI BUT THAT DID NOT END WELL
Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
