Seatbelt Riddle

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What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, Miles081809, listen up, you are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you don't get this. So, you know, a seatbelt, it goes into a hole, like the thingy that you plug it into and sometimes, when someone is fat, a seatbelt kinda goes between their breasts. And yeah, if you use it wrong, like, around your neck, you could choke. It's a clever way to describe a seatbelt while making you think about something else that's a bit more...adult, know what I mean?

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