Dawson Maxey

@dawsonmaxey

I love dry jokes STL LIFE BRO!! it's the best Follow me and like my jokes

Registered on 12/8/2022 · 3 followers · Last active 2 years ago

Idk

4 views · Dawson Maxey · 2 years ago

I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."

Fart

1 view · Dawson Maxey · 2 years ago

A man is sitting in a bathtub filled with brown liquid. The text above him reads: "Never trust a fart."

Calendar

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

He only took a day off.

Prejudice

18 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

A man is shown climbing up a regular gray set of stairs while a rainbow-colored set of stairs is next to it. The text says, "I'm not taking the gay stairs."

Salt

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!

Truck

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO

Mom

28 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Barney

The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".

Picture

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Meme

A picture of a man with a grey beard and black jacket. The text overlaid on the image says "I DON'T OFTEN CROP PICTURES, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS DO A FANTASTIC JOB."

Military

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

NIKADO AVACADO JOINS THE MILITARY

A man with a red t-shirt and military helmet is standing behind another man who is wearing a military uniform and sunglasses. Text on the image says, "joined the military..."

Van

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Anyone seen these lately?

Checkout

7 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

LOLOL

A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."

Family

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Ahhhh Family Memories

Three young men pose for a photo. One man wears a white tank top and has a fake pregnant belly, with a mustache. The other two men wear dark t-shirts. The man on the right has a hat that reads "WAYNE'S WORLD". The background is a plain blue color. The text says: "Ahhhh Family Memories"

Drum

9 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Drums at Performance

A close-up shot of a drum kit during a performance. Drumsticks are visible in motion hitting the drum. A few people are visible in the background.

Face Rev

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Face Rev

A young man with a stylish haircut and a patterned shirt poses for a selfie in front of a window. He's looking at the camera with a neutral expression.

Comedian

Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

Mall

1 view · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

End of world

6 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

M E M E

The image shows Shrek with a knowing smile in a muddy area. The text overlay reads, "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

Car

6 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

Old Age

13 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!