@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Bryant's Hairline
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklenut. The joke is about how the person's hairline is so receded it's like a landing pad for helicopters, specifically implying that Kobe Bryant's helicopter could have safely landed there, thus preventing his tragic demise. It's a burn, get it? You wouldn't, your brain is smoother than a Ken doll.