@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
