I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Camping Accident
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude is camping, right? Total klutz move, he trips and his junk lands right in the campfire. Then he makes a crack about his future kids being toast. I know you think that is funny, but I'm pretty sure you have never been camping, or maybe even outside.
Boobs
Ohhh, I get it!🤣🤣