Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Titanic vs. Iceberg
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is like saying why does a car hate a wall? Because it crashed into it! The Titanic, bless its heart, wasn't known for its stellar navigation skills when it met that iceberg. And based on how you spell, I bet you would also crash into an iceberg. Or a wall.