Eggcellence jokes

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

I think you're eggcellent!

Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.

I love eggs!