Eggcellence jokes
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
I think you're eggcellent!
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.