Eggcellence jokes

Egg

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

Egg

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Yolk

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

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  • Egg

    I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

    Price

    I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!

    Guy

    When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

    Egg

    What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

    They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

    Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

    Egg

    Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

    Farmer #2: EGGcellent!