Eggplant jokes
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 馃槺馃槀
Why did the boy put a chicken 馃悢 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 馃槀
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Egg?
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What is an egg?
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.