Eggplant jokes

Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.