Eggplant

Eggplant jokes

Porn

    • I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

    I like to watch porn too ;)

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    • Nut

    • A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

    Bean

    • You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

    Friend

    • I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂