Who are the worlds fastest readers? 911 victims 100 stories in 11 seaconds
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
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You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
How did you get into the tampon 100 Pull some strings
what is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender
A man find out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees. Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says “I can save you $100”
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The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
