100 Jokes

Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter

I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.

Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water

But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

my grandpa killed 100 german soldiers he was the worst german piolet ever

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit

My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me

I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control

One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"

A muslim enters a building, with 100 passangers and an airplane.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborgini... I don't have a Lamborgini

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.