I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? đđđ
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didnât reach 100 before she died
Who and the fastest readers in the world??
The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes
What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldnât do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.
What's red allover and spins at 100mps
Baby in a blender
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN
how do you fit 100 rape victims inside a mini cooper?
in the ashtray
Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
I donated 100 dollars to a blind childrenâs charity. Too bad they wonât ever see a dime of it.
Whatâs black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. Whatâs black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
