100 Jokes

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

Who and the fastest readers in the world??

The people in the twin towers cause they went through over 100 stories in lest then 10 minutes

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.


Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school


What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!


What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.