Grandpa the Soldier

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  • My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the grandpa was mowing down his OWN side during D-Day. That wasn't part of the plan, dummy. You probably think Omaha Beach is a summer vacation spot.

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