Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to YAP and BABBLE, and they always get fondled by old people
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
I'd call BlessedBrian a TOOL, but at least a tool serves a PURPOSE
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
Why do gay man hate period They they prefer Collins