What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave? Don’t worry, I’ll Rope him in
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What say the child to the man? Shalom Man come later give the child: Here what you ask for! Child: Noo sir I say Shabbat Shalom I not ask for Salmon!!!! Man: It may be the coin in me ear hard to hear
Actually, Iron Man is Fe Male.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, 'Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!' But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
