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What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt? A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
