Worst Jokes Ever
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorcaš„µ
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
Itās the premium version of gay.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.