A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
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What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
