Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."