How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark

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So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who’s there? The chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock Who’s there? The chicken

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A girl said suck my dick and the man went i have boobs.

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?.. A redneck virgen!!!

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Sally.

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Bees don’t sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.

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Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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What has 10,000 wings but can’t fly?

An Ethiopian.

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A guy finds a genie…

He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”

“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”

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How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: “Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies, “Yes.”

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Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

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What’s even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? – Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

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