What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist.

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?

  • A homesick abortion

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

What’s better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e

How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

Hey Jews, did you NAZI Hitler coming?

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. – That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”

What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Whats Saudi Arabia’s highest rated sitcom? – How I bought your mother.

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