What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? Beehive Yourselves!

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In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

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Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock

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Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra

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Whats brown and sticky - a stick

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Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect

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1st Person: Do you want to know something funny? 2nd Person: Yeah, sure! 1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!

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If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan

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What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just hang around.

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My acquaintance WILLIAM

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Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is coca-cola

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Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, “Well, the damn neighbor Sally’s braces are to sharp.”

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What is the difference between a bullet and a jew? A bullet escapes the chamber.

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What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

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What is a Cripple’ favorite hat. A handicap

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Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.

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What red And white and lives in a blender

-a baby

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Where do find white people on a bench

  • the NBA
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