How many dead baby’s does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It’s not 8 because my basement is still dark

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who’s there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock Who’s there? The chicken

A girl said suck my dick and the man went i have boobs.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?.. A redneck virgen!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Sally.

Bees don’t sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What has 10,000 wings but can’t fly?

An Ethiopian.

A guy finds a genie…

He says, “I wish I was better at talking to women.”

“Poof!” the genie says, “You’re gay!”

How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: “Is it a boy or a girl?” The programmer replies, “Yes.”

Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.

What’s even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? – Catching it with a pitchfork.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.