"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did the cow say to the leather chair?
“Hi Mom!”
