A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
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I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?....a busted nut.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
women's rights.
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
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What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
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What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
