Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Table
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there’s only… 13 of you?" Jesus: “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
Dumb jokes
Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.
Dumb jokes
What’s even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? – Catching it with a pitchfork.
Trump
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Octopus
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
Ankle
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Newness
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Child
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world. Put the diapers back on
Octopus
What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?
I don’t know, but I’m sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Disabled
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Disabled
What don’t blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
Disabled
What do you call a crippled Tyrannosaurus rex? – Tywalkosaurus rex.
Mirror
Look In A Mirror
Disabled
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.