A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a p....?
I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go f... yourself.”
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.