What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. – That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.
pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly