Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there’s only… 13 of you?" Jesus: “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.
What’s even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? – Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world. Put the diapers back on
What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?
I don’t know, but I’m sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
What don’t blind people like bungee jumping?
Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!
What do you call a crippled Tyrannosaurus rex? – Tywalkosaurus rex.
Look In A Mirror
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?