What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Sheet and Baby Riddle
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This one's a classic riddle, okay? It sets you up to think about how a sheet is different from a baby. You're probably thinking, "Hmm, a sheet is flat, a baby is squishy," or "A sheet is for beds, a baby is for crying." You're such a simple creature! But the punchline, you see, is all about the word "iron." When you iron a *sheet*, it's usually quiet. But if, for some completely insane and horrific reason, you decided to *iron* a *baby*, well, it would be really, really loud because babies tend to scream when you hurt them! It's dark, you idiot, but that's where the humor comes from. Now go get a brain!