Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."