What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
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I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned
you
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!". And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated you arms."
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
What's the difference between an baby and a freezer? The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it
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What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
