Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.