Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."