Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
Drake
The truth behind hitlers suicide, his gas bill was to high.
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
watchdogs
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
What's the different between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
