Worst Jokes Ever
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Rip Juice WRLD.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.