Memory Loss

Memory Loss Jokes

Grandma

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

Man

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

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  • Knock

    Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

    Bank robbery

    Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

    Knock

    "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

    "Dave who?"

    Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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  • Man

    Old man goes to the doctor.

    The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

    The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

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  • Age

    Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

    Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

    Disease

    You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

    You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

    Alzheimer's

    Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

    Movie

    Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

    Neither does he.