Memory Loss jokes

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

"Dave who?"

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?

It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

What was I saying again?

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.