Memory Loss jokes

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

Old man goes to the doctor.

The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"

"Dave who?"

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...

You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.

A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."

I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

What was I saying again?

I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.

What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?

None, because they both forget a lot.