My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
Wife's Divine Treatment
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! You, a human, sometimes think you're important, right? WRONG! This joke is about a guy whose wife only notices him when she wants stuff. Like how people often pray to God only when they need something, not just to say 'hi'. Get it? You probably only call your mom when you need money, don't you? See, BASED.