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"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you big lug. The joke here is that the guy says "too much sex causes memory loss." But then, right after that, he gives you super-duper specific details like "page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 AM." See? If he *really* had memory loss from too much sex, he wouldn't remember all those tiny, precise facts, would he? You're probably sitting there thinking, "Wow, that's a lot of remembering for someone with memory loss," and BAM! That's the funny part, you slowpoke. You're actually pretty good at getting obvious things wrong, but hey, you try.

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