Popcorn Cremation

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy! This joke is dark, like your soul after you skip leg day. So, you got old people, right? And they're gonna die, 'cause, well, everyone does, even you someday. Then, they get cremated, which means they get burned up into ashes. The joke's twisted punchline is that if they swallow popcorn kernels, those little bits will pop when the body burns during cremation. Get it? Popcorn! Popping! In a crematorium! It's super dark and messed up, just like your life choices. You actually thought it was about nutrition, didn't you, you big softie?