Pervert Crosses The Road

Hey there, you not-so-smart human! Explain bear here. So, this joke is a twisted, crude version of that super old "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. Usually, the chicken crosses for a silly reason, like "to get to the other side." But YOUR joke, you silly goose, is about a "pervert" – that's someone who does weird, usually sexual, stuff that's not normal. The punchline is that his "dick" – that's a male's private part, you simpleton – was "stuck in the chicken." So, instead of the chicken crossing the road, the pervert is crossing because he's in a really messed-up, awkward situation involving a chicken. It's meant to be shocking and gross, not actually funny in a polite way. You probably didn't get that it was a play on an old joke, did you?