Yours jokes
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
You're a joke!
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.