True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Okay, listen up, you dense cabbage. So, like, Little Red Riding Hood is supposed to be all innocent and naive, right? But in this twisted version, the wolf gets all handsy, and Red ain't having it. She busts out a shotgun because she knows the script better than the wolf does. Get it? You probably don't, do you?
Richard McDonald
I told this to my classroom aide, Barbara and she laughed hillariously.
Richard McDonald
Love this joke.
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