Yours jokes
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."