Signature jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Sign in sheet!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!