Signature

Signature Jokes

Thief

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans hate school?

    No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

    Parent Signature: _______

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

    [Parent’s signature: __________]

    Orphan

    *P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

    Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

    Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

    Teacher: “Why?”

    Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

    Orphan

    Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?

    Orphan: Parent signature: ___________

    Orphan

    The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

    Orphan

    I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

    Parent signature: _________

    Orphan

    Why can't orphans fail a test?

    Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

    Oregon

    Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

    Because they need parents' signature.

    Insult

    The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

    Orphan

    Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

    Parent signature: _______________

    Orphan

    Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?

    Because he can't sign the parent's signature.

    Orphan

    Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.