Signature jokes
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, "Sign here please."
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Memes
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Sign in sheet!
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!