3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
knock knock. who's there? the FBI. the FBI who? are you dumb its the f#cking FBI now open up
not even the FBI knows where an orphans parents are.
My mom is the FBI My dad is the FBI my sister is the FBI my brother is the FBI and do you know what i am?
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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
What does the initials FBI stand for? Federal Bureau of Idiots
Why can orphans get away from the fbi? Because they dont have a house
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death
what's with all the orphan jokes.. kinda sus #fbi
Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up
Me: punching a kid My FBI: your adopted
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn't pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"*hits*" me:*calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves*"bye bye" fbi:"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!"
The FBI said open up. I shout them.
A person said cookie sale. I opened up. He fucked me
