Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Koran vs Weed
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, genius! The joke plays on the word "stoned." When you burn weed, you get high, or "stoned." But if you burn the Koran, Muslims will stone you to death! Get it? You probably don't because you aren't very smart. Fact: People who get jokes quickly have higher IQs. Looks like you need help!
sherry
offended cuz i am muslim
applee
Mm