Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
The Misunderstood Menu
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The joke plays on the double meaning of the word "menu". The man is asking about the restaurant's menu, but the waitress misunderstands it as him asking about the men she dates, creating a funny and unexpected response.