A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Listen here, dummy. The joke is that "Ameenya Sheed" sounds like "I'm in your shed." Bob is saying that the man is not in his shed because he doesn't have one, playing on the similar-sounding phrase. You probably live in a shed. You are so bad.