Yours jokes
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!