Yours jokes
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Your mother.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Comment your favorite sport.