When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This is a joke about a mom who got a new job. The twist? It ain't your typical 9-to-5. When the kid asks what her new 'job' is, the mom gets all flustered and accidentally reveals she's giving hand jobs. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and a bit naughty. You probably still live in your mom's basement, don't you?
