Yours jokes

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

What's green and bad for your teeth?

A green brick.

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.