Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Medusa's Hairline
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your hairline is so hideous, it's worse than looking directly at Medusa. Medusa, ya see, had snakes for hair and could turn people into stone with her gaze. So, basically, you're uglier than a snake-haired lady who petrifies people. And you probably can't even turn anyone into stone, you loser!