Yours jokes

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Me: Truth or dare?

Crush: Dare.

Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.

Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.

Me: Ok, what is your phone number?

Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.