Yours jokes
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."