Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a play on words. See, a shoe repair shop is saying it will "heel" you, like fix your heel. Get it? And "sole" is like the bottom of your shoe, but it also sounds like "soul". Then, "dye" is when you change the color of something, but it sounds like "die". You probably would not have noticed this, would you? Face it, you're dumb as a stump.